Try to lose your attitude, put it in your boots Or stick it where the sun doesnt shine Try to have a good time, its something to do I read a good book, buy a pair of shoes Maybe Im a strange kinda dude But, hey, maybe its you, its something to do I understand unhappiness An excellent plan for a martyr to have But what is the sense of having regrets Its only just a waste of time I look at the sky, I walk in the yard Study little birds with binoculars So, call me a nerd, its something to do Try a day in the park, play in the dirt Or go to the mall if thats what blows up your skirt What can it hurt? Its something to do