It's awfully cold in outer space today The earth is just a tiny speck A million miles away I'm floating through the darkness There's nothing much to see And a Cosmonaut named Yuri Is the only one with me Now we're in zero gravity Just spinning round and round The next thing you know I'm right side up And Yuri's upside down My penis accidentally goes In his mouth His penis accidentally goes in mine Yes, it's just another accident On Station 69 (Ladies and gentlemen, Yuri) (Hello, people of Earth) It's awfully cold in outer space tonight Yeah I sent a message back to Earth To tell them we're all right, yes I check the telescopes And look for instruments to fix But my favorite part of space Is when we suck each other's dicks We're spinning around in circles And it feels very nice When we kiss each other's penis tips It seems like paradise We're travelling in light speed It's an intergalactic ride Well, we used to have a monkey Remember? But I fucked it till it died Yes, we're in zero gravity Just spinning round and round The next thing you know I'm right-side up And I am upside down He accidentally puts his penis In my mouth And he puts his penis in mine Yes, it's just another accident It's just another thing that on purpose I did It's, it's just, it's just another afternoon On in station 69