Best Friend

When I´m at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom´s car
You tell me the bus already left
Cause you´re my best friend!
When I´m at the locker and my shirt´s buttoned wrong
You tell me to fix it
Cause you´re my best friend
Best friends tell you you got boogers on your nose
Best friends don´t laugh when you wear your grandpa´s clothes
You´re my best friend!
When those guys ripped up my ticket for the Mariah Carey show
You told me it wasn´t that great
Cause you´re my best friend (You´re my best friend!)
When those guys gave me the wrong directions to Mark Hagen´s party
You told me it wasn´t that great
Cause you´re my best friend! (You´re my best friend!)
Best friends tell you when you got Cheetos in your teeth
Best friends dont ring your doorbell then punch you in the chest
You´re my best friend!
(Best friends!) Dont call you Pit Stains or Marphy
(Best friends!) Way back when you waved hello!
(Best friends!) Don´t hold their nose and point at you
(Best friends!) Help you find your hat
Oh, you´re not just a friend
You´re my best friend
(Take it!)
When those mean girls stole my pants and tied me to the front gate of the school
You told the teacher I was out there
Why? Cause you´re my best friend! (You´re my best friend!)
When Mr. Koocher´s dog ran at me and bit me in the stomach
You were playing football so you couldn´t help but I know you would´ve
Cause you´re my best friend (You´re my best friend!)
(Best friends!) Don´t kneel behind you while the other guys push you
(Best friends!) Don´t step on your sandwiches!
(Best friends!) Help you out of the caf. garbage can
(Best friends!) Don´t tell you that Tracy Garner wants to dance with you
Oh, you´re not just a friend... you´re my best friend!
Oh, you´re not just a friend! You´re my best... friend!
Call me back!