Tom: D D Take my house G take my car A D Take my fame and money D Take my boat G My right to vote A D Just don't take my honey [Chorus] Bm Em Beautiful songs have the simplest chords A D Terrible people win all the awards Bm Em Hold my beer and hold the applause A A7 I would give it all away [Verse 2] D Take my books G My pretty looks A D Take the family fortune D Take my sight G My appetite A D Donate all my organs [Chorus] Bm Em I think I've seen this movie before A D It started out good, but the end was a bore Bm Em Rose had room for Jack on the door A A7 And watched him just float away [Verse] D I'd take a punch G I'll take a joke A D I hope I find it funny D G I'd take her place at the pearly gates A D Just don't take my honey