Tom: Bm
Bm D A G
[Verse 1]
Bm D
Hard to be a girl
A G
So nice to be a boy
Bm D
In my room at night
A G
Not a pretty sight
[Verse 2]
Bm Em
Here's an empty kiss
A D D/C#
Marching to the rhythm of the payroll
Bm Em
I can be a good boy too
A D D/C#
Just let me out of the stable
[Verse 3]
Bm D
Sausages and eggs
A G
And hot and sour soup
Bm D
Thank me for your time
A G
'Cause I can be as bad as you
[Verse 4]
Bm Em
Hard to be a girl
A D D/C#
That's what the oracle told me
Bm Em
I don't care what she says
A D D/C#
I assume it's best to be lonely
