Tom: C C Bartholemew bring me a fork G7 There's a minstrel parade on tv C Let the lights glow, an excellent reason G7 C To stay home tonight C Oh the old men wave their canes Em They have yesterday's brains f G And their worlds stop turning on sundays C The young lives are clipped Em And smudged on the rocks f G Distorted and forgotten C Quietly she enters the room G7 But we can't talk, we can not be seen C Returning her new pair of jeans G7 C Just to stay home tonight C Oh the mirror always shows Em There's a stranger in my clothes f G Standing on the third rail C Lost at sea Em searching for me F G And we don't know how to sail C So if you go to guitar store G7 You will see me again Holding the door C It's an excellent night to sleep on the floor G7 C If you stay home tonight C Oh i saw you before Em In the guitar store f G I was lonely, lazy and useless C And Bartholemew moans Em To the counterfeit clones f G When he feels like he's not a human