Tom: G G E A G E A G E A G E [Verse] G E A When I met you, you were just sixteen G E A Pulling the wings off the flies G E A When an old lady got hit by a truck G E A I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes [Pre-Chorus] D A Your sadistic suits my masochistic C There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah [Chorus] G E A Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? G E A Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? G E A Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? G E Who taught you? [Verse] G E A Describe the special punishment room G E A Over my garage G E A There's a whipping post, a vertical beam G E A You have to be in charge [Pre-Chorus] D A Your sadistic suits my masochistic C There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah [Chorus] G E A Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? G E A Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? G E A Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? G E Who taught you? [Instrumental] G E A G E A G E A G E G E A G E A G E A G E [Verse] G E A You put my head into the stocks G E A And then you, you went to choose a cane G E A But hey, your cat has got nine tails G E A You like to leave me lame [Pre-Chorus] D A I can't thank her, my Sunday spanker C There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah [Chorus] G E A Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? G E A Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? G E A Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? G E Who taught you?