What I Like About Jews

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Oy, Oy Vey 

What I like about Jews 
Theyre real cool guys 
Abused by the Romans and Germans but they took it in stride 

They have big noses and they have big ears 
They get allergies 9 months out of the year but thats cool 
Its what I like about Jews 

What I like about Jews 
Theyre circumcised 
If you wanna to buy a big TV theyll get it at a real good price 

They say things like Im so ferclempt I could plotz 
And they dont really like to eat hot dogs, I dont too 
Its what I like about Jews 
What I like about Jews 
What I like about Jews 

What I like about Jews 
Is their Rabbis 
They can be holy men and still have kosher sex with their wives 

Boys get bar mitzvahs when they reach 13 years 
They cant marry Christians and cant marry queers, thats the rules 
Its what I like about Jews. 
what I like about Jews 
what I like about Jews 

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