Tom: F# F# B There's only one squirrel in Longport and he doesn't have a name C# There's not many trees for him to climb B F# so he just walks down the lane F# B He's very skinny and he kind of looks like a rat C# But he doesn't have any friends B F# So we kind of feel bad [Chorus] B C# Where does he go D#m Where does he sleep F# Who does he blame F# C# There's only one squirrel in Longport B F# And he doesn't have a name B C# Where does he go D#m Where does he sleep F# Who does he blame F# C# There's only one squirrel in Longport B F# And he doesn't have a name [Verse 2] F# B His tail looks like it's a piece of string C# B F# But he's the only one so by default he is King F# I wonder what makes him laugh What makes him cry B what makes him cheer C# B F# He's the loneliest squirrel that I saw all year [Chorus] B C# Where does he go D#m Where does he sleep F# Who does he blame F# C# There's only one squirrel in Longport B F# And he doesn't have a name B C# Where does he go D#m Where does he sleep F# Who does he blame F# C# There's only one squirrel in Longport B F# And he doesn't have a name C# One squirrel in Longport B F# And he doesn't have a name C# One squirrel in Longport B F# And he doesn't have a name