Heard from an unimpeachable source That Halloween is in danger of disappearing forever Oh, no more Halloween? Oh, say it isn't so, master Of course, it isn't so Who could have started such a rotten rumor? Halloween is my national holiday Do you wait each year for Halloween? Dreaming of those dead falling leaves? For years, slept tight and so serene Awake now into the miasma 2020 A somber grip of mourning falls When you rise upon samhain day For you know this year's raucous revelries Are canceled in the wake Of the unseen terror lurking in the air Remorseless and relentless in attack And no one's going out for tricks or treats Yet everyone wears masks Last Halloween, of 2019 Seems so distant now, doesn't it? Lucifer sheds a single tear For the Halloween that wasn't The horror's put on hold this year But the paranoia's creeping in Cannot tell who's friend or foe As the matrix starts to bend And the corpses still are piling high This season of the dead Is the virus in your body? Has the virus fucked your head? And of the unseen terror lurking in the air Remorseless and relentless in attack And no one's going out for tricks or treats Yet everyone wears masks Last Halloween, of 2019 Seems so distant now, doesn't it? Lucifer sheds a single tear For the Halloween that wasn't The Halloween that wasn't