A story 'bout a loner who at the zoo couldn't succeed he gave the dog a boner Rubbed his stiff titties addiction forced his need to pet the little kitties A song about a beast fond of things with fur Mr. Hands love was way too deep he didn't see - He went too far At the stable he spent his hours a companion heaven sent a giant stallion became his end Through pleasure with massive weight on his hips suffered into an unusual death but died with a smile on his lips