(Spoken) 
I Think I Need a Band-aid

Dont Know His Name 
But I Met Him in Coquitlam 
Dorian Gray 
Hanging Out At Microplay 
He Said He's Tired 
At the Age of Seventeen 
Too Uninspired 
To Ever Change the World 
Puking Over Toilet Bowls All of Us Look the Same 
Chained to Methylynedioxymethamphetamine(???)

[chorus] 
It's All Been Done, But We're Too Young to Be Jaded 
The War's Been Won, and Its Not That Complicated 
We Are On Our Own, and We're Just Kicking Back in Oblivion 
Will You Meet Me Halfway?

Give Up, You're Fucked 
They Teach You That in C.a.p.p. Class 
So You've Met Someone 
But How Long Is It Gonna Last? 
He Said He's Tired 
And He Wishes He Was Sixteen 
Too Uninspired 
Now Isnt That Convienient? 
Puking Over Toilet Bowls All of Us Look the Same 
Chained to Phenobarbitol and Polyurethane

[chorus] 
It's All Been Done, But We're Too Young to Be Jaded 
The War's Been Won, and Its Not That Complicated 
We Are On Our Own, and We're Just Kicking Back in Oblivion 
Will You Meet Me Halfway?

Do You Feel Like You've Done Wrong 
Though There's Nothing to Regret. 
You're Much Older Than You Seem, I Always Forget 
I Think Both of Us Are Tired, 
We've Talked For Much Too Long 
We're Both Younger Than We Seem