I like my bourbon, buy me a beer I love a drink like a cow loves a steer Mix me martinis, gin would be nice No faggy olives, no fuckin' ice Drank up my money, pissed out my dough Can't buy no bottle, no liquor store Hey bartender, don't laugh at me Screw you I got mine White moonshine whiskey maker Back bubbelin' in the woods Jelly jar of poison, makes me feel real good White moonshine whiskey maker I'm makin' my witches brew Just a drop of white lightnin' Guaranteed to cure the blues Hey johnny walker, walkin' too fast Too damn expensive, go kiss my ass Hey jack and jimmie and turkey too Got to be rich to go drinkin' with you Good rot-gut whiskey, grain alcohol Couple of drinks and you'll bounce off the wall Cat urination, parfait d'amour Screw you I got mine Fire! Booooooooooooooooooom!