(Burp?) Yeah, Yeah ! aaaaaah Yeah !( I was so tired of usin' my right hand All you lonely boys, you do understand Well I had a desire, you know what I mean Well I found her in the paper, the girl of my dreams She's so fantastic, she don't fool around Doesn't even make a sound MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE You say a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do Well I'm a man I gotta do my thing too Maybe bending over is a thing of the past But every man's the same from the first to the last She's so fantastic, always willing to please With a "money-back" guarantee MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE MY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLL PLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE Fire ! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !