You started gambling as a baby Never knew when to stop Your dollars slippin' through your fingers But you think you´re goin' to the top Yeah you´d do anything for money Could even be a prostitute When someone temps you with a pokergame You say - Shoot man, shoot ! You´re rollin' for the Jackpot - Bingo You do anything to be a millionare You´re rollin' for the Jackpot - Bingo You do anything to be a zillionare You got a 40 dollar hair-doo You got a smooth and sneaky smile Someone smarter than a goldfish Can see you comin' for a mile You said your yacht was a deduction You haven't paid your tax in years You better bargain for reduction 'cause jail is full of hairy queers ! (Chorus) Fire ! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !