Hey there lad! Pull up a chair! Let me tell ya a story even if ya don't care! Now I know yer sitting there feeling awful smug But the truth is that we hate hippies and drugs. Aye, they both do bad things and often work together If they could, hippies would get high on leather They have tons of nappy hair that doesn't compare To the stench they leave wafting through the air We hate hippies We hate hippies We hate hippies Hippies and Drugs Hey there lad! Now where ya goin? The story isn't quite over yet. There's a scum of the earth, that you gotta hate I've always hated every single hippie I've met! They drive by in their colorful vans Poluting the world They get high with each other Stupid hippies boys and stupid hippie girls So, we hate hippies We hate hippies We hate hippies Hippies and Drugs Everybody now! We hate hippies We hate hippies We hate hippies Hippies and drugs! Aye! Aye! Oooooooooooo!