They call me Bisquatch They call me Bisquatch Not to be confused with Bitch, Bizmo, or John They call me Bisquatch Yeah, I'll dress from head to toe in blue And I can barely tie my shoes I've got my pride Most the time But I still drink my wine I don't know why I guess you hate this song That's why they call me Bisquatch They call me Bisquatch They call me Bisquatch If you decide to ever rewrite this song Or call me a "spat" Well, I'll kiss you upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat They call me Bisquatch They call me Bisquatch Bizzie-bizzie-bu-bu-bizzie-bizzie-bu-bu-bu-bisquatch They call me Bisquatch