I've got a penchant for Penelope I love that crazy, zany, Penelope I'd give my left arm, my right arm A leg, and a leg, and a leg Just to catch a glimpse of her face I've got a penchant for Penelope That's right a penchant for Penelope I'd shoot myself in the foot Or hang myself with a noose Just to get one more look I've got a penchant for Penelope Yes sir, a penchant for Penelope I love that crazy, zany Penelope You know I'd do anything for her I'd even walk around the earth But she can't stand the sight of me