Way way back in the 1980s' Secret government employees Dug up famous guys and ladies And made amusing genetic copies Now the clones are sexy teens, now They're gonna make it if they try Loving, learning, sharing, judging Time to laugh and shiver and Cry Time to watch Clone High And I tends to get engaging Clone High Our angst is entertaining Clone High Our plans are never boring Who am I? There's a place that you can go to And it's never very far Famous people you can live through If you don't know who you are Why there's so much to live up to Expectations are so high I'm not crying, it's my contacts There must be something in my Eye You all must watch Clone High Inspired and organic Clone High Possibly dramatic Clone High More fun than watching static Where am I? "Yes Abe, I love y- -Shhh!" "Where are my bitches?" "You've changed, Abe" "Now, I may be blind" "Best Dudes forever, Abe?" "I'll just leave you two alone, because it looks like you're about to DO IT anyways!" "I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!" (Time to laugh, and shiver and cry...) (Time to laugh, and shiver and cry...) I'll see you at Clone High I can't escape my name Clone High Less suprise or pain Clone High Life is just a game That's why Clone High You ask me...