Where’ve you been? I’m waiting at your home Why do you look wasted? Why do you be looking stoned? Where are all the people on your phone? Your face looks better even when there ain’t no broken bones I know I’m not a perfect stranger But I probably think you’d get some rest I know I’m not a perfect stranger But I probably think it’s for the best Where did all my best friends go? Where did all my best friends go? Where did all my best friends go? Where did all my best friends go? Baby, I don’t mind Baby, don’t be shy Where did all of my best friends go? Where did all of my best friends go? I thought you were a nuisance when you came into my home You taught me you’re a nuisance when you left me on the phone Where are all these people in your house? Why’s the liquor from the cupboard on your favourite blouse? I know I’m not a perfect stranger But I probably think you’d get some rest I know I’m not a perfect stranger But I probably think it’s for the best Where did all my best friends go? Where did all my best friends go? Where did all my best friends go? Where did all my best friends go? Baby, I don’t mind Baby, don’t be shy Where did all of my best friends go? Where did all of my best friends go? I know what you like You're waking up on your toes You’re with some guy Whose taking off all your clothes And maybe this don’t feel right Or maybe I’ve been gone too long Where did all my best friends go? Where did all my best friends go? Oh