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Dance: Ten
Looks: Three
And I' still on unemployment
Dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid
Dance: Ten; Looks; three
I like to die!
Left the theatre and
Called the doctor for
My appointment to buy
Tits and ass
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it
All that goes with it
Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours
Didn't cost a fortune neither
Didn't hurt my sex life either
Flat and sassy
I would get the strays and losers
Beggars really can't be choosers
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid
Fised the chassis
How do you do!
Life turned into and
Endless medley of
Gee it had to be you!
Why?
Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there
You have got 'em, hey
Top to bottom, hey
It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas and you fine!
Tits and ass can change your life
They sure changed mine
Have it all done
Honey, take my word
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For
Tits and ass
Orchestra or balcony
What they want is whatcha see
Keep the best of you
Do the rest of you
Pits or class
I have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and ass
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed
My
Life!
