Tom: C
C F G
You can have a fall and winter of your own
C F G
Staying warm inside your Victorian home
F C F C G
But when the city's so hot the winos burst into flames
F C F C G Dm
When the Jesus freaks collapse with the weight of their claims
[Chorus]
F C G Dm
Marry young, Diana
F C G Dm
I don't want to see you old and alone
F C G Dm
It's no fun, Diana
F
I don't want to see you
C G C
Rot in the home for aging spinsters
[Verse 2]
F G
You should find someone as loyal as a dog
C F G
Who will still love you when you look like a frog
F C F C G
Someone to rock your chair and bring you pink lemonade
F C F C G Dm
Someone to peel your grape at a hundred degrees in the shade
[Chorus]
F C G Dm
Marry young, Diana
F C G Dm
I don't want to see you old and alone
F C G Dm
It's no fun, Diana
F
I don't want to see you
C G C
Rot in the home for aging spinsters
